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hahaha [Feb. 19th, 2005|12:54 pm]
mental_burnout
> Dating in the 1960's
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> > > It's the summer of 1960 and Harold goes to
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>pick up his date, Jerry Sue.
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> > >
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> > > Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and
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>a duck tail hairdo.
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> > >
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> > > When he goes to the front door, Jerry Sue's father
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>answers and invites him in
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> > >
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> > > "Jerry Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you
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>have a seat?" he says.
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> > > That's cool.
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> > >
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> > > Jerry Sue's father asks Harold what they are
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>planning to do.
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> > >
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> > > Harold replies politely that they will probably
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>just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie.
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> > >
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> > > Jerry Sue's father responds, "Why don't you
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>kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
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> > >
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> > > Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to
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>Harold and he says, "Whaaaat?"
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> > >
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> > > "Yeah," says Jerry Sue's father, "We know
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>Jerry Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw
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>all night if we let her!"
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> > >
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> > > Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from
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>ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans
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>for the evening.
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> > >
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> > > A few minutes later, Jerry Sue comes
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>downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle
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>shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.
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> > >
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> > > Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold
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>escorts his date out the front door while Dad is
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>saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small
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>wink for Harold.
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> > >
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> > > About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled
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>Jerry Sue rushes back into the house, slams the
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>door behind her and screams at her father:
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> > >
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> > > "Dammit Daddy! The Twist, it's called the Twist"
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